Saturday, March 8, 2008

They make me happy!

I like squirrels. They make the world go round. Literally. People think the core of the earth is solid iron or something. It is actually a giant shell filled with large hamster wheels and squirrels. Due to overcrowding some squirrels came to the surface many years ago. Probably back when the world was still black and white and not in Technicolor. They are slowly taking over the planet.

Squirrels also power the sun. Those are of the extra-crispy variety. Lightly breaded and then toasted. Squirrel nuggets!

4 comments:

Ginger said...

Thomas is nature's drugs.

<3

Andrzej said...

There is a chipmunk at the center of the earth. In his big oven he bakes his own desserts. He warms the ocean and from that life springs forth. Little organisms building trash around the clock.
-The Aquabats

Thomas Hruska said...

That's a large chipmunk.

Ginger said...

Psh the center of the earth isn't entirely MADE out of a chipmunk... he's just in there somewhere. He could be very very tiny and just have a disproportionately large oven.