I like squirrels. They make the world go round. Literally. People think the core of the earth is solid iron or something. It is actually a giant shell filled with large hamster wheels and squirrels. Due to overcrowding some squirrels came to the surface many years ago. Probably back when the world was still black and white and not in Technicolor. They are slowly taking over the planet.
Squirrels also power the sun. Those are of the extra-crispy variety. Lightly breaded and then toasted. Squirrel nuggets!